Biggest fail drops

Hi there everyone,
there might be one already (i didn't browse all the forums topics) but I thought it would be funny to start this new topic.
It's about posting your anti-GG finds, the failed Runewords, the bad ethereals or bad roll items you wish you didn't find.
Here is an example of what I mean : Hope you guys will enjoy and have fun here !

Ouch

Not mine, but here's someone who put their first

Jah rune in to Wirts-leg accidentally:

https://imgur.com/a/YY0PfBZ

I feel like I want to change my D2 client to French so I can practice...

Not so long ago I looted an

Ormus Robes from Diablo. 14% cold, 11% lightning, 15% fire, +3

Fire Wall (btw, I play

Glacial Spike + Blizzard +

Fire Wall sorc) - and guess what? Ofc, it came up ethereal

I once had two green military picks drop from the same monster.

Another story to tell here: just yesterday i agreed to rush some barb fella through hell. Cleaned up council in

Travincal, killed most of the council, and jumped near the orb leaving him to finish one council minion near snake watchers. Fella writes: "wow, never seen such runes, etc" - he found a

Jah.

Tbh, i'm glad for him, but... for 20 years playin D2 i NEVER looted

Jah myself. This rune plays sick tricks with me, i'm sure. It sometimes appears around, but always slips away and aside. I can easily buy one or two atm - but damn, it's not what i want. I want to get this slippery rune either from mobs, or from some poppable, whatever - not through tradin. I mean, 20 freakin years... imagine the piss-off. Truly enigmatic stonie that one, no doubt.

Mordiablo wrote: 3 years ago

Not mine, but here's someone who put their first

Jah rune in to Wirts-leg accidentally:

https://imgur.com/a/YY0PfBZ

Had the same yesterday but luckily only a low rune. Just wanted to move the rune and had it accidently socketed in my 3os

Helm reserved for Dream.

Mordiablo wrote: 3 years ago

Not mine, but here's someone who put their first

Jah rune in to Wirts-leg accidentally:

https://imgur.com/a/YY0PfBZ

Man that sucks real bad, but i'm a bit confused, why would he make a screenshot before making the mistake ? a bit sus imo

Mordiablo wrote: 3 years ago

Not mine, but here's someone who put their first

Jah rune in to Wirts-leg accidentally:

https://imgur.com/a/YY0PfBZ

Hahahaha omg audibly laughed for like 15 seconds at the “gemmed ”

If it makes him feel better I’ll pay him a

Pul for this souvenir of an Ignore Target Defense leg

Asha wrote: 3 years ago

Another story to tell here: just yesterday i agreed to rush some barb fella through hell. Cleaned up council in

Travincal, killed most of the council, and jumped near the orb leaving him to finish one council minion near snake watchers. Fella writes: "wow, never seen such runes, etc" - he found a

Jah.

Tbh, i'm glad for him, but... for 20 years playin D2 i NEVER looted

Jah myself. This rune plays sick tricks with me, i'm sure. It sometimes appears around, but always slips away and aside. I can easily buy one or two atm - but damn, it's not what i want. I want to get this slippery rune either from mobs, or from some poppable, whatever - not through tradin. I mean, 20 freakin years... imagine the piss-off. Truly enigmatic stonie that one, no doubt.

Bro, that's a hard time for ya ! T_T
Gimme the F1 in chat for this man please..
That man you rushed must've had a big hard on. But if I was in his case, I mean, i would probably split it with you if i had the Wealth atm
Hope you'll find your

Jah rune soon enough !

Lapwaire14 wrote: 3 years ago

Asha wrote: 3 years ago

Another story to tell here: just yesterday i agreed to rush some barb fella through hell. Cleaned up council in

Travincal, killed most of the council, and jumped near the orb leaving him to finish one council minion near snake watchers. Fella writes: "wow, never seen such runes, etc" - he found a

Jah.

Tbh, i'm glad for him, but... for 20 years playin D2 i NEVER looted

Jah myself. This rune plays sick tricks with me, i'm sure. It sometimes appears around, but always slips away and aside. I can easily buy one or two atm - but damn, it's not what i want. I want to get this slippery rune either from mobs, or from some poppable, whatever - not through tradin. I mean, 20 freakin years... imagine the piss-off. Truly enigmatic stonie that one, no doubt.

Bro, that's a hard time for ya ! T_T
Gimme the F1 in chat for this man please..
That man you rushed must've had a big hard on. But I was in his case, I mean, i would probably split it with you if i had the Wealth atm
Hope you'll find your

Jah rune soon enough !

Thanks! Once i'll find this stonie myself, i swear - even if it means becomin old in the process. This exact rune is my personal holy grail - just need to close this gestalt and breathe out. Hate havin an unfinished business, even in some computer game.

Not my fail, but I was a witness.
I met a guy about to create an Exile in a

Targe/

Rondache. Don't remember exactly, but it was a normal shield, not elite, with ≈30 def. I warned him that this shield is a crap and will have ≈100 def (quick calculation: 30 * (1 + ≈250%)) after socketing. He ignored me and regretted that seconds later . Later he tried to sell it, far below 2 HRs which were lost; I don't know if anyone bought it.

@Asha
I feel you, the only one i ever drop was on Single player,
10 years ago.. on some random

Rakanishu-like trashmob in tower lvl 3.. but in d2r, i'm still far from dropping all the high runes (Need

Jah,

Zod,

Sur,

Vex). I think of it like a goal, and that makes me keep enjoying the game and still playing it. Maybe one day i'll be able to make my second Enigma for my paladin, who nows..?

Lapwaire14 wrote: 3 years ago

@Asha
I feel you, the only one i ever drop was on Single player,
10 years ago.. on some random

Rakanishu-like trashmob in tower lvl 3.. but in d2r, i'm still far from dropping all the high runes (Need

Jah,

Zod,

Sur,

Vex). I think of it like a goal, and that makes me keep enjoying the game and still playing it. Maybe one day i'll be able to make my second Enigma for my paladin, who nows..?

Sippin a glass of drink for the cause

Jah will drop!

Asha wrote: 3 years ago

Lapwaire14 wrote: 3 years ago

@Asha
I feel you, the only one i ever drop was on Single player,
10 years ago.. on some random

Rakanishu-like trashmob in tower lvl 3.. but in d2r, i'm still far from dropping all the high runes (Need

Jah,

Zod,

Sur,

Vex). I think of it like a goal, and that makes me keep enjoying the game and still playing it. Maybe one day i'll be able to make my second Enigma for my paladin, who nows..?

Sippin a glass of drink for the cause

Jah will drop!

That's funny it reminds me, yesterday I trade a

Lo rune to a guy, was thanking me etc cuz he could finally make a Grief. And then the guy message me 5 min later saying to me, "what the f*ck man, i just dropped a

Lo rune in Flame River".
See, apprently you just need to buy it, then you'll be able to drop it
Cheers mate !

Look at this Amazing

Travincal run the

Ith triangle (

Ith = 1/3 of Enigma, so 3

Ith = full Enigma ?)

Lapwaire14 wrote: 3 years ago

Mordiablo wrote: 3 years ago

Not mine, but here's someone who put their first

Jah rune in to Wirts-leg accidentally:

https://imgur.com/a/YY0PfBZ

Man that sucks real bad, but i'm a bit confused, why would he make a screenshot before making the mistake ? a bit sus imo

I felt like taking a screenshot when I found a

Ber. It's not inconceivable that they would screenshot a

Jah, though it's also possibly something fabricated in single player (where you can roll a

Lower Kurast farming route) or totally faked.

@Aegis200
Looks like mine 3 sigon pieces btw (french script)

Aegis200 wrote: 3 years ago

Look at this Amazing

Travincal run the

Ith triangle (

Ith = 1/3 of Enigma, so 3

Ith = full Enigma ?)

Just like I mentioned before - the game occasionally plays tricks with us A colleague of mine got a car with number 664 - every time I see the car i think "now that's a cta roll i'm talkin bout" xD