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what do you think the Mercs think about having a big nasty demon running with the crew? I know, weird thoughts
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what do you think the Mercs think about having a big nasty demon running with the crew? I know, weird thoughts
"Better with me than against me, amiright? That said, I haven't slept in weeks, unless you count my resting in Peace between my employer making his way back to town and my soul being ripped back into this hellish dimension in what I now know is an eternal loop of torment."
lister is a good dog
"That demon over there? We call him Jeff. His real name is unpronounceable. He's great at karaoke and loves milk shake. I have no idea what's going on, to be honest. But frankly, I shall not ask questions about someone who will pay 50k Gold pieces every 2 minutes just to see me die a painful death again. Just doin' my job."
Admittedly, I always feel a bit embarrassed when I get rid of Blood Raven because she "raises our dead, Fallen sisters" while I'm running around town with an army of skeletons. 
"Guys, could you maybe wait outside of town?"
- "Nonono boss, we are with you. All the time!" *Clapper clapper*
"Guys, could you maybe wait outside of town?"
- "Nonono boss, we are with you. All the time!" *Clapper clapper*
Playing HC SSF right now.
Hell completed: Sorc, Druid, Paladin, Ama, Assa, Necro, Barb
Iron Man (Paladin): Nightmare A1
Hell completed: Sorc, Druid, Paladin, Ama, Assa, Necro, Barb
Iron Man (Paladin): Nightmare A1
"I like trains."
'Player really should have picked up that Ber three screens ago. Oh well!'
You’re armed to the Teeth with your Enigma sacred armour, a Death Colossus Blade, 3 auras, 200 all res, 3,000 hp, and you run with a rack of full rejuvenation potions.
I have a single weapon running Insight (because you didn’t want to spend 2 Ber on that Infinity for me). I don’t even have any mana?! I have a Treachery (even though I am loyal as Mercs can be) armor in a low strength Dusk Shroud (because I wasn’t worth the Archon Plate 15Ed), and I have an Andariel’s Mask 6ll because you wouldn’t pay the guy the extra Ist for the 10ll. My gear is transparent. I do less damage than you, your resists are better than mine, you have better equipment than me, you have more equipment than me, you are stronger, better defended, have far more hp, and always level up before I do.
And you want ME to tank for YOU??
FML.
(From Emilio’s sacred diary)
I have a single weapon running Insight (because you didn’t want to spend 2 Ber on that Infinity for me). I don’t even have any mana?! I have a Treachery (even though I am loyal as Mercs can be) armor in a low strength Dusk Shroud (because I wasn’t worth the Archon Plate 15Ed), and I have an Andariel’s Mask 6ll because you wouldn’t pay the guy the extra Ist for the 10ll. My gear is transparent. I do less damage than you, your resists are better than mine, you have better equipment than me, you have more equipment than me, you are stronger, better defended, have far more hp, and always level up before I do.
And you want ME to tank for YOU??
FML.
(From Emilio’s sacred diary)
I provide my bnet details after I have accepted your offer/ you accept mine.
Flexible but mostly trade is UTC+1 evenings. Note timezone differences: several hours ahead of US / behind Asia. Prompt but don't expect instant. This ain't Traderie.
Flexible but mostly trade is UTC+1 evenings. Note timezone differences: several hours ahead of US / behind Asia. Prompt but don't expect instant. This ain't Traderie.
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