Trade Game Names and Desc - as read by a cynic

• Term: Example: Understood as:
  
  FAST as in need x for y FAST. I will be AFK and non-responsive / I will low ball if i happen to be there.
  
  NOW as in x for y NOW. I have been AFK since the game was set up 14 hours ago.
  
  ONLY as in 200ed 5x perfect item only. My needs are highly demanding. My payment will be disappointing even for a non perfect version of this item.
  
  GG as in Many GG items for sale. Selling Garbage (or very average items) for lots and lots of money.
  
  Brg JAHS as in Selling GG items, Brg JAHs What i'm selling would never sell for a Jah anywhere. Not even on Traderie on a good day.
  
  N x as in N Ocy (with no offer mentioned) I am expecting this low value item to be provided to me free. Don't expect thanks.
  
  N x Free as in N Jah Free I am a level 90+ sorc who was rushed through the game, can't really play the game, can't and won't farm or trade.
  
  O Good as in N. Phenix O. Good Offer not good.
  
  Jahs for (low x) as in JAHs for I.T.H. runes / Shako My game is a scam game / I want people to stop by my game. Look at me.
  
  Cheap x as in Cheap E.T.H. Fort At best, averaged price Forti. At worst, more expensive than the average.
  
  Selling Jahs (no explanation needed) Real money trades only. $3/ Jah.
  
  N x No desc as in no description of payment I did not price what i need, so expect to haggle with me.

varangium wrote: 47 minutes ago

N [Item] O Read
Desc: AFK, Leave Offers

This trade is worth your time, but not mine. I only pay lowball prices.