What are your funny Diablo2 thoughts?

Once while playing I took a sip of coffee, while teleporting my latest Warlock build through TZ Tombs, when a large mob of my Urdar's brethren took me by surprise. When I reacted the coffee went down the wrong pipe and I sprayed my keyboard. I took a portal back to town, placed a towel over a foam pillow and began tapping my keyboard upside down to remove the sprayed coffee. With each tap of my keyboard my char "Dufus," (yes that's my char's name) kept shouting "Help me." Finally annoyed I mumbled "shut up Dufus," and then started laughing, cleaned my keyboard and continued playing.