Good/funny names for Javzon or Smiterdin?! GO!

i got my blizz MF sorce....kinda where i want her, and doing Key/countess runs is getting kinda "ehh" so wanted to make a new char, either javzon for cows, or smiterdin for ubers, but im stuck on names, i saw a funny smiterdin name that was "DiestoLilith" xD but ..just wanted to hear some ideas! go!

Also,if anyone wants to take a look at my blizz sorce , or has any spare smiterdin/javzon gear, lemme know!

I stream on twitch too! Nibatchi. Much love ya'll! Have an amazing night!!

Choosing a name for my heroes takes longer than playing them to hell, so I won't be much of a help here.

I normally go with names from Diskworld series by Sir Terry Pratchett.

Robert Lynn Asprin's Myth Adventures series also have nice names. Guido or Nunzio for a palladin. Skeeve + Aahz (Hephasto on a leash) suits Warlock well.

Palladin on d2r selection screen looks more like Azeem (played by Morgan Freeman) to me.


Add as for Amazon, old movie "Sexmission" (Polish title: Seksmisja) have as many Amazon names as you want. Including "Her Excellency", LOL.

Nibatchi wrote: 5 months ago

i got my blizz MF sorce....kinda where i want her, and doing Key/countess runs is getting kinda "ehh" so wanted to make a new char, either javzon for cows, or smiterdin for ubers, but im stuck on names, i saw a funny smiterdin name that was "DiestoLilith" xD but ..just wanted to hear some ideas! go!

Also,if anyone wants to take a look at my blizz sorce , or has any spare smiterdin/javzon gear, lemme know!

I stream on twitch too! Nibatchi. Much love ya'll! Have an amazing night!!

This may not be funny if you don't know who Three Six Mafia is...but my (yet to be leveled) Amazon is "ProjectilePat". After the rapper Project Pat, which is obviously a large Black dude...but Pat can also be a woman's name and that's the comedy; for met at least. Unsure if it will be Bow or Jav, but it works for either.

Maybe a play on how easy they make doing their intended task or how they are 'one-hit wonders'. Hell, maybe even OneHitWonder for the Paladin.

Use Beef, Bovine, Bull, Burger, Calf, Cattle, Cow, Steer, Wagyu, etc for the a prefix and then choose an entertaining suffix of some sort. BeefButcher, CattleCarnage, or WellDoneWagyu because that's a waste of an expensive steak and you're definitely cooking all them cows.

For Javazon, if you like geography, you can try islands of Indonesia - Sumatra, a derivate of Bali, etc. Or something in the northern mythology, some feminine version of Thor...

For Smiter, his emblematic tool is the Shield, so Captain Whatevercountryyourefrom, or any variation from a shield name (BuckLear, Aegisthos...) could be nice too.

Maybe: "zvajnoa" or "njvaaoz". These are rearrangements of the letters in "Javazon".

Seriously: Char names are overrated. Either they are raunchy/embarrassing, stolen from a franchise or, in the best case, just boring.

Your in-game friends will probably call you by your nickname, anyway.

Queegon wrote: 5 months ago

I make my char's names into puns.
..........
What can I say, I like food.

JavacadoToast, anyone?

+1 for javacadotoast, good name

omg javacado toast i might use that xDD

I don't have any javazon names but my bowzon is named Higgs.

dionisy_cn wrote: 5 months ago

I normally go with names from Diskworld series by Sir Terry Pratchett.

Robert Lynn Asprin's Myth Adventures series also have nice names. Guido or Nunzio for a palladin. Skeeve + Aahz (Hephasto on a leash) suits Warlock well.

Palladin on d2r selection screen looks more like Azeem (played by Morgan Freeman) to me.


Add as for Amazon, old movie "Sexmission" (Polish title: Seksmisja) have as many Amazon names as you want. Including "Her Excellency", LOL.

Terry Pratchett was great. Also so many characters to choose from
Mort the Necromancer
Susan sto helit the sorceress
Sir Vimes the Paladin
The Librarian - shapeshifter
Ankh Morpork

But it’s only cool if you've read the books
And cannot beat javacado