Elite trader reacts to a low rune offer

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my theorycrafting class in the d2io forums, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on d2jsp, and I have over 300 confirmed trades. I am trained in gorilla price checking and I'm the top dclone reporter in the entire website. You are nothing to me but just another

Ear. I will

Charsi food you the fuck out with

Blessed Aim the likes of which has never been seen before outside The

Rogue Encampment, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over traderie realtime chat? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of

Andariel Nightmare bots across the Asia region and your dclone progress is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the

Firestorm,

Sand Maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your main. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be any game region, at any UTC time, and I can scam you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my second stash tab. Not only am I extensively trained in levelling without maxroll, but I have access to the entire internet archive of the amazon basin and I will use it to its full extent to PK your miserable ass off the face of the

Arreat Summit, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy

Vengeance your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your

Blacktongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the fair market price, you goddamn idiot. I will squelch Fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Not gonna lie, I fully expected to come in here and make fun of some YT JSP idiet having recorded himself feeling superior because he still doesn't grasp that in-game economy isn't the same as FG economy.

Instead, I am...errmm...confused I guess? Wtf's going on here?

I second 'norki. One to many Stella Rose Teeb my guy?

chatgpt write me a rant about an elite D2 trader reacting to a low rune offer

Have no idea what it means, but it was nevertheless a fun read.

WTF did I just read?

So...none of you know about the Navy Seal copypasta.

I'm going to optimistically believe you people have lives.

Snakecharmed wrote: 1 year ago

So...none of you know about the Navy Seal copypasta.

I'm going to optimistically believe you people have lives.

Is this some kind of boomer joke that I'm too young to understand?

It became popular in 2012. If you're playing D2R, you're more than likely too old to understand if anything.

fionnacakezz wrote: 1 year ago

Snakecharmed wrote: 1 year ago

So...none of you know about the Navy Seal copypasta.

I'm going to optimistically believe you people have lives.

Is this some kind of boomer joke that I'm too young to understand?

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Did not know it neither, and as said above, too old for that I guess ! ^^

Too old to care

Ok Google...tell me how Teebling really feels about D2R elite trading lowballing

Is this an out of season April Fool's joke?

Teebling wrote: 1 year ago

... I can be any game region, at any UTC time, and I can scam you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my second stash tab. ...

LOL this is hilarious. Not very distant from the reality, sadly:)

Yea it took me back to the rage that was bnet back in the day, man anyone remember the smack talk on StarCraft ?

Even though it’s fake I remember people freaking out this bad. A good reminder of why I play offline