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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my theorycrafting class in the d2io forums, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on d2jsp, and I have over 300 confirmed trades. I am trained in gorilla price checking and I'm the top dclone reporter in the entire website. You are nothing to me but just another
Ear
. I will
Charsi
food you the fuck out with
Blessed Aim
the likes of which has never been seen before outside The
Rogue Encampment
, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over traderie realtime chat? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of
Andariel
Nightmare bots across the Asia region and your dclone progress is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the
Firestorm
,
Sand Maggot
. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your main. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be any game region, at any UTC time, and I can scam you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my second stash tab. Not only am I extensively trained in levelling without maxroll, but I have access to the entire internet archive of the amazon basin and I will use it to its full extent to PK your miserable ass off the face of the
Arreat Summit
, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy
Vengeance
your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your
Blacktongue
. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the fair market price, you goddamn idiot. I will squelch Fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Teebling 5763Admin

Europe PC
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my theorycrafting class in the d2io forums, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on d2jsp, and I have over 300 confirmed trades. I am trained in gorilla price checking and I'm the top dclone reporter in the entire website. You are nothing to me but just another
Ear
. I will
Charsi
food you the fuck out with
Blessed Aim
the likes of which has never been seen before outside The
Rogue Encampment
, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over traderie realtime chat? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of
Andariel
Nightmare bots across the Asia region and your dclone progress is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the
Firestorm
,
Sand Maggot
. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your main. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be any game region, at any UTC time, and I can scam you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my second stash tab. Not only am I extensively trained in levelling without maxroll, but I have access to the entire internet archive of the amazon basin and I will use it to its full extent to PK your miserable ass off the face of the
Arreat Summit
, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy
Vengeance
your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your
Blacktongue
. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the fair market price, you goddamn idiot. I will squelch Fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Schnorki 3024Moderator

PC
Not gonna lie, I fully expected to come in here and make fun of some YT JSP idiet having recorded himself feeling superior because he still doesn't grasp that in-game economy isn't the same as FG economy.

Instead, I am...errmm...confused I guess? Wtf's going on here? :D
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I second 'norki. One to many Stella Rose Teeb my guy?
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chatgpt write me a rant about an elite D2 trader reacting to a low rune offer
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Have no idea what it means, but it was nevertheless a fun read.
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WTF did I just read?

Bnet tag: Zero#15277

My time zone is GMT+8. Please bear with me when doing trades since our time zones can be different. Thanks in advance :)
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So...none of you know about the Navy Seal copypasta.

I'm going to optimistically believe you people have lives. 😂

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PC | Softcore Non-Ladder | US Eastern Time (UTC-4)
Expansion Ladder Season 1 Level 99 (#115 Amazon, #584 Overall)

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EPOCH FAIL
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Snakecharmed wrote: 1 year ago
So...none of you know about the Navy Seal copypasta.

I'm going to optimistically believe you people have lives. 😂
Is this some kind of boomer joke that I'm too young to understand?

Bnet tag: Zero#15277

My time zone is GMT+8. Please bear with me when doing trades since our time zones can be different. Thanks in advance :)
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It became popular in 2012. If you're playing D2R, you're more than likely too old to understand if anything.

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PC | Softcore Non-Ladder | US Eastern Time (UTC-4)
Expansion Ladder Season 1 Level 99 (#115 Amazon, #584 Overall)

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EPOCH FAIL
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mhlg 776

Americas PC
fionnacakezz wrote: 1 year ago
Snakecharmed wrote: 1 year ago
So...none of you know about the Navy Seal copypasta.

I'm going to optimistically believe you people have lives. 😂
Is this some kind of boomer joke that I'm too young to understand?

Please post offer in item trade before adding me on Bnet
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mhlg 776

Americas PC
REDUNDANT

Please post offer in item trade before adding me on Bnet
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mhlg 776

Americas PC
REDUNDANT

Please post offer in item trade before adding me on Bnet
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Necrarch 1489Moderator

Necromancer Europe PC
Did not know it neither, and as said above, too old for that I guess ! ^^

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Main: Necromancer / Second: Assassin / Third: Amazon / Check my stash and my crafts including my caster belts :), and my many cheap
Annihilus
/ Accepting payment in L or NL currency though I only play NL
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Too old to care
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Ok Google...tell me how Teebling really feels about D2R elite trading lowballing
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Is this an out of season April Fool's joke? ;)

I play both ladder and non-ladder.
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Teebling wrote: 1 year ago
... I can be any game region, at any UTC time, and I can scam you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my second stash tab. ...

Switch Friends Code: 6184-4783-6702
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LOL this is hilarious. Not very distant from the reality, sadly:)
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Nate 527

Switch
Yea it took me back to the rage that was bnet back in the day, man anyone remember the smack talk on StarCraft ?

Even though it’s fake I remember people freaking out this bad. A good reminder of why I play offline
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jbmc 89

Barbarian Americas PC

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| All trades negotiable | NA Time Zone GMT -5 hours | If I don't reply within an hour I'm probably sleeping |
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