Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do...

Doing a terrorized Act I and Cow Level just happened to get terrorized as I was in Black Marsh, so I went to do that, too.

Popped a Herald of Terror cow with a Thorns aura, Stone skin, cursed, extra strong, and immune to physical.

Lost track of my deaths, at least a dozen, and I stopped resurrecting my merc.

Killed most of the minions, and since I can't seem to touch him without instagibbing my Zealadin, I am current AFK-ing while sitting on the opposite side of a fence on the Cow level as the Herald's pathing keeps him from getting to melee range and my Holy Shock chips him to Death. He's down to about 20% health and this has taken about ten minutes so far...

Just to drop 3 blues

Madcap_Magician wrote: 48 minutes ago

Doing a terrorized Act I and Cow Level just happened to get terrorized as I was in Black Marsh, so I went to do that, too.

Popped a Herald of Terror cow with a Thorns aura, Stone skin, cursed, extra strong, and immune to physical.

Lost track of my deaths, at least a dozen, and I stopped resurrecting my merc.

Killed most of the minions, and since I can't seem to touch him without instagibbing my Zealadin, I am current AFK-ing while sitting on the opposite side of a fence on the Cow level as the Herald's pathing keeps him from getting to melee range and my Holy Shock chips him to Death. He's down to about 20% health and this has taken about ten minutes so far...

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Madcap_Magician wrote: 48 minutes ago

Doing a terrorized Act I and Cow Level just happened to get terrorized as I was in Black Marsh, so I went to do that, too.

Popped a Herald of Terror cow with a Thorns aura, Stone skin, cursed, extra strong, and immune to physical.

Lost track of my deaths, at least a dozen, and I stopped resurrecting my merc.

Killed most of the minions, and since I can't seem to touch him without instagibbing my Zealadin, I am current AFK-ing while sitting on the opposite side of a fence on the Cow level as the Herald's pathing keeps him from getting to melee range and my Holy Shock chips him to Death. He's down to about 20% health and this has taken about ten minutes so far...

Is that a hidden cry for help?
If it is NL feel free to add me on Bnet

Rhaegar86 wrote: 46 minutes ago

Madcap_Magician wrote: 48 minutes ago

Doing a terrorized Act I and Cow Level just happened to get terrorized as I was in Black Marsh, so I went to do that, too.

Popped a Herald of Terror cow with a Thorns aura, Stone skin, cursed, extra strong, and immune to physical.

Lost track of my deaths, at least a dozen, and I stopped resurrecting my merc.

Killed most of the minions, and since I can't seem to touch him without instagibbing my Zealadin, I am current AFK-ing while sitting on the opposite side of a fence on the Cow level as the Herald's pathing keeps him from getting to melee range and my Holy Shock chips him to Death. He's down to about 20% health and this has taken about ten minutes so far...

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Nah, I'm literally remote working on my work computer and eyeballing him every couple minutes, he's down to maybe 10% now lol.

Madcap_Magician wrote: 43 minutes ago

Nah, I'm literally remote working on my work computer and eyeballing him every couple minutes, he's down to maybe 10% now lol.

Working while playing D2 is "tight"

my merc is dying at crazy paces now that im full on poison necro with just the Blood Golem
at the point to where hes costing me more Gold than any good he may be doing
just runs right to any Herald or tz boss and bites it hard and fast
might have to give emilo the boot and get an act 1 merc

richhtx wrote: 36 minutes ago

my merc is dying at crazy paces now that im full on poison necro with just the Blood Golem
at the point to where hes costing me more Gold than any good he may be doing
just runs right to any Herald or tz boss and bites it hard and fast
might have to give emilo the boot and get an act 1 merc

A1 frozen arrow is where I am now and have never looked back. A2 has major suicidal issues and really needs to seek help

Rhaegar86 wrote: 31 minutes ago

richhtx wrote: 36 minutes ago

my merc is dying at crazy paces now that im full on poison necro with just the Blood Golem
at the point to where hes costing me more Gold than any good he may be doing
just runs right to any Herald or tz boss and bites it hard and fast
might have to give emilo the boot and get an act 1 merc

A1 frozen arrow is where I am now and have never looked back. A2 has major suicidal issues and really needs to seek help

what kind of gear or runewords do you want for an act 1 merc?

kerph wrote: 46 minutes ago

Just to drop 3 blues

Thirteen minutes later, we got...

Platinum Military Pick. 1,533 from Charsi.
Greater Talons of the Wraith. 6,806 from Charsi.
Greaves of Charged Bolt. 2,100 from Charsi.

>.<

More than a 10K of Gold, you're rich now.
I think is worth 30 minutes of slow killing.

Florian_G wrote: 11 minutes ago

More than a 10K of Gold, you're rich now.
I think is worth 30 minutes of slow killing.

And he stopped resurrecting his merc. How many times x 50.000 has he died?

richhtx wrote: 30 minutes ago

Rhaegar86 wrote: 31 minutes ago

richhtx wrote: 36 minutes ago

my merc is dying at crazy paces now that im full on poison necro with just the Blood Golem
at the point to where hes costing me more Gold than any good he may be doing
just runs right to any Herald or tz boss and bites it hard and fast
might have to give emilo the boot and get an act 1 merc

A1 frozen arrow is where I am now and have never looked back. A2 has major suicidal issues and really needs to seek help

what kind of gear or runewords do you want for an act 1 merc?

For farming heralds, she's wearing CoH, Flickering Flame or Cure and Insight in a Matriarchal Bow with +3 to bow skills
For Uber/Ancients, she's wearing Um'd Guardian Angel, Um'd Kiras (FF when targeting Uber Diablo/ Talic) and Mist in a Matriarchal Bow with +3 to bow skills