Uber mentor?

Hey guys, I've been paying d2 on and off since it was released, so even to me it sounds odd when I say I've never farmed users before. Ever since the addition of the Uber Ancients I've wanted to attempt it badly. I made one attempt last ladder and failed miserably, I read all the articles watched all the videos. I have the basic idea of what to do, I feel like I just need someone willing to walk me through a couple runs and give perso alized advice on gear and tactics to help me over that hurdle so that I can clear it off my d2 bucket list. Would anyone be interested? I wouldn't want any kf the loot, all your's, I'm just in it for the experience.