Fun German item names

Hi! Since I know there's quite a large German speaking userbase here, I've always wanted to open up a fun thread for collecting fun item names (the initial motivation was a rare sword called "Grausamer Durst" which most of us probably suffer from ^^).

Here's the first one, "Dämonen-Flug" ("flight of the demon(s)"), which really makes those demons fly far indeed, with >700 dmg at clvl 50

Ohhhh a thread that I love already. Not an item but something that follows my weird brain around since the days I went to school and discovered the original game. I encountered an enemy called...

Pestbeule der Eitrige
(Plaguespot the Purulent)

... and I have to say, that name lives rent-free inside of my brain. I even called people that name on occasions.

Dämonen-Flug is awesome!

This isn't German, but I think it's in the Spirit of the thread.

In the Spanish version of LoD, Hollow Ones from Act II were called "Hoyo uno," which translates to "Hole One" or, as we called them, "Holes in one."

Remember the time when runes were White?

It took some time for me to NOT think I found an incredibly rare Hap-Rune whenever a Harpune dropped.

Found something for animal welfare!

Isn't "Life after kill" "Leben nach Volltreffer" or something?

If you want to translate any Item or Affix into another language, you can use: https://d2.ismygame.de

%+d Life after each Kill should be translated into %+d Leben nach jedem Kill