For fun.. the autolink competition :)

@Moo told a little story about how he had '

Hunger and might get some pizza later' in a random thread.

Would be fun if we had a mini competition in this thread to see who can come up with the most ridiculous story or sentence using as many autolinks to items etc. as possible.

I can provide the winner with a prize of some sort

PS please keep your message short-ish so that the server doesn't crash with all the autolinks No epic sagas please.

This Brand new thread is clearly a Call To Arms for everyone with a Passion for word-play, and I must say I am a Beast when it comes to puns so you may want to say a

Prayer to save the servers from Destruction. Or total

Armageddon? Kidding, there's no need for such Doom and Gloom! Really, I don't want to

Confuse anyone or cause you Grief, but you should have Faith that the Chaos this causes might not be the Death of this server!

Also, how can we keep it shortish? Competitions

Attract me & make my

Bloodrise, so I guess i have no Obedience regarding this request of yours but it's not like I took an Oath or anything to avoid lengthy posts. Maybe making a limit on posts with a strict word

Cap? Otherwise, I must be the Voice of Reason here and suggest everyone go on an all-out

Frenzy on Principle. Fair warning, youre going to need

Increased Stamina to keep up with me! But in the Spirit of competition, i'd love to see what others can come up with.

I'll try not to let my post go on for Eternity, but hopefully it can give folks some Insight into the real scope of this tagging system. Either way, this website is amazing and everyone working together on it fills me with Pride, and you Teebling are the

Steel Pillar of this community. If i had one Last Wish, it would be that this website explodes with a Fury after launch and eclipses all other trade hubs, especially that one well-known botting site which some consider a real

Scourge on the community. Really, so long as we have the

Conviction to make it the best resource we can, I'm confident it will!

This competition really challenged my Memory and grasp of the game's Lore, but I think i may just have an Edge here.. If I win, do I get to wear a

Coronet or a pretty little

Tiara? Maybe if you pray to some

Sun Spirit you will find the Fortitude to respond.

PS. If my victory causes any Duress, i hope we can bury the

Hatchet & coexist in Harmony.

Peace,
BMAY

This is not a Dream. Nor is it a Myth. A Call To Arms has sounded, a

Battle Orders - if you will. It feels like an Eternity has passed & the return of Diablo has hit the community like a

Whirlwind. We must

Attract others to come out of Exile and join us again to bring Peace to the Sanctuary. The Prime Evil's Treachery cannot be suffered in Silence. We took an Oath, an Ancient's Pledge, that

Andariel,

Duriel, Diablo,

Mephisto, and

Baal should feel our Wrath and dwell in the Infinity of Black.

inb4 the server catches fire

Hel

Shael we

Tal

Ith

Ist real,

Ort not? Only

Ith it has a

Sol! Are you

Sur?

Um,

Lo!

WhirLWinD wrote: 3 years ago

Hel

Shael we

Tal

Ith

Ist real,

Ort not? Only

Ith it has a

Sol! Are you

Sur?

Um,

Lo!

Can't help but read that in Mike Tyson's voice

Well folks, its time to tighten up your

Belt, and lend me your

Ear, for I have a tale to tell. It Might be best if you hug your

Mummy, before you find out that in her

Zeal to protect you from the

Werewolf that wanted to

Maul you outside, she may have

Fallen into a cave, tripped over a

Stalagmite, and started to freeze in the

Frozen Tundra.
Enough of that, let's all head to the

Club and do some shots. I am sure that someone else will pay the

Bill.