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So I've been looking for a torch for my SP barbarian for some time. I have found torches for paladin, sorceress, druid, necro and assassin, but no barb torch. Tonight I'd managed to farm another set of keys, so I grabbed my smiter to go do ubers. I'm not the most experienced uber runner (I usually just trade for torches online) and my paladin is a bit undergeared perhaps, but I've been able to kill the ubers without any major issues before.
Okay, so the mini ubers went down fine, no problems. But once I entered Uber Tristram things quickly went sideways in the worst way possible. I always try to pull Meph back from the other two and kill him first near the top left house. But as I attempt do this he one-shots me. I'm thinking, "it should be fine, my corpse is pretty far away from the center and only Meph is near it".
But it's not fine. As I enter the portal, Meph has for some reason moved inside the house right next to it and kills me instantly (during the friggin load screen!).
This keeps happening every single time I try to enter the portal, even if I bring my merc as a meat shield. I'm dead before I even gain control as Meph is effectively camping the portal. The paladin corpses just keep piling up on the Ground. As I'm on SP, there is no way to get help. It's just me and my own devices.
Before taking the L and saying goodbye to the torch, I decide to put everything I have into one last attempt. I go though my stashes, gathering all the resistance gear I have. I find a pair of Tearhaunch I was using long ago and haven't gotten rid of for some reason. I put on a Saracen's Chance, a Wisp Projector and an old Akaran Targe Spirit. I Revive my merc, cast Holy Shield, put on Salvation aura and click the portal one last time. It's now or never.
As the loading screen appears I start mashing the Charge hotkey and clicking frenetically on the top end of the screen. When the game is done loading, the first thing I see is my health plummeting while my paladin starts to Charge away from the portal, mages bombarding him with all kinds of damage, ghosts on his tail.
I get away with about 50 life left, run to a corner of the map, heal up, throw the temporary gear on the Ground and finally retrieve my real stuff.
And from then on everything went fine. Meph went down, and Diablo and Baal didn't put up much of a fight. Smooth sailing.
The torch?
It was a 19/18 barbarian torch. I couldn't make this stuff up.
Okay, so the mini ubers went down fine, no problems. But once I entered Uber Tristram things quickly went sideways in the worst way possible. I always try to pull Meph back from the other two and kill him first near the top left house. But as I attempt do this he one-shots me. I'm thinking, "it should be fine, my corpse is pretty far away from the center and only Meph is near it".
But it's not fine. As I enter the portal, Meph has for some reason moved inside the house right next to it and kills me instantly (during the friggin load screen!).
This keeps happening every single time I try to enter the portal, even if I bring my merc as a meat shield. I'm dead before I even gain control as Meph is effectively camping the portal. The paladin corpses just keep piling up on the Ground. As I'm on SP, there is no way to get help. It's just me and my own devices.
Before taking the L and saying goodbye to the torch, I decide to put everything I have into one last attempt. I go though my stashes, gathering all the resistance gear I have. I find a pair of Tearhaunch I was using long ago and haven't gotten rid of for some reason. I put on a Saracen's Chance, a Wisp Projector and an old Akaran Targe Spirit. I Revive my merc, cast Holy Shield, put on Salvation aura and click the portal one last time. It's now or never.
As the loading screen appears I start mashing the Charge hotkey and clicking frenetically on the top end of the screen. When the game is done loading, the first thing I see is my health plummeting while my paladin starts to Charge away from the portal, mages bombarding him with all kinds of damage, ghosts on his tail.
I get away with about 50 life left, run to a corner of the map, heal up, throw the temporary gear on the Ground and finally retrieve my real stuff.
And from then on everything went fine. Meph went down, and Diablo and Baal didn't put up much of a fight. Smooth sailing.
The torch?
It was a 19/18 barbarian torch. I couldn't make this stuff up.
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